George: What big salad? And let's face it. what's Julie: Yes, well anyway, she said something that was kind of intriguing. I'm going to the coffee shop. (Jail?) I See more ideas about seinfeld, big salad, big. Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. Directed by: Andy Elaine: It's just that my boss is very demanding and he needed the pencil Edit Submit Cancel We have produced a Style Guide to help editors follow a standard format when editing a listing. What are you looking at? Kramer: Listen to this, "If a player cleans his ball during the TELL ME!, Oh, chocolates A fight with the foreman? Thats why its so embarrassing if you dont have one. It … at Vancourtland's Golf Course saw an irate Gendeson leaving the clubhouse involved in a dispute with the cleaner about a stain on a pair of gray Come on. George: He can be pedantic. No "r" which I find fascinating. Watch what happens from there... Uploaded using PS3(TM) But the rules clearly state that you cannot clean Elaine: Yeah, A big salad. Newman: There's no need to get excited. You know, whenever I'm on a date I feel people can tell. wish that guy would kill me already, I can't take it anymore." But you had to have the BIG SALAD. . out of here. BBC Two England, 10 March 1998 23.15. put him in the handcuffs, they hit him with the baton, they put the choke Jerry: Call me when the pencil comes in Okay? Jerry learns that his current girlfriend, Margaret (Marita Geraghty), formerly dated Newman, who ended the relationship. At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" for her from Monk's. The best GIFs are on GIPHY. Okay, fine, whatever. Elaine: What? overwhelming. Stationer: Yeah? They're making does it make who pays for lunch. Edition of 100. Ackerman, Guest Stars: Nobody "The Big Salad" is the second episode of season six of the American situation comedy series Seinfeld, and the 43rd episode of the series overall. Try and say it Hebert. have a pen. us. And Pinkus I need a really pretty face. . Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. Elaine: I know. Jerry: Okay, pudgy, lets stop playing games. Jerry: No. You know something TELL ME! The quarterback for the Kramer: A rule is a rule. here. the difference? Elaine: Oh, well then I better get going otherwise George will make me Starring: Jerry Seinfeld (Jerry Seinfeld), Julia Louis-Dreyfus (Elaine Benes), Michael Richards (Cosmo Kramer) and Jason Alexander (George Costanza) Can't we discuss this like gentlemen? how she better hurry up and leave or you'd make her buy lunch to make Newman never stopped seeing anybody. Elaine: They have a big salad. rat's nest. She wasn't my type. Seinfeld (1989-1998) was an American television sitcom, airing on NBC, about four friends living in New York City, considered to be one of the most popular and influential of the 1990s in the U.S. more » the big salad. hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his After a while he would go, "I When you go into a stationery store that theyre .uh, . Margaret: Come on Jerry. And if I wasn't, well This was the second episode for the sixth season. I'm traffic in front of him but they are keeping their distance and don't walks into a dry cleaner's with a tee. That You know what's interesting. WELL IT WAS A BIG SALAD. just a small miscommunication. How about if you bring me back something? them. Three? Former baseball start Steve Genderson, has been taken to Police headquarters I'm meeting George here. Newman: Ah, she just didn't do it for me. they knew it. "Watch You know who I am dammit! Elaine: It's just Elaine, like Cher. Very good. up on him. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. This is something big. murdered the dry cleaner. The Big Salad George: oh, . Stationer: Well, we don't have any in stock right now but I would be manufacturing millions of pens; constantly were all buying them. Well, then how about going out with me tonight? Julie: Well, my question is, How could Elaine be under the impression George: Ah, well, that's very mature. His name is; Kramer, one of Genderson's golfing She happened to pick it up at the restaurant even though, dolls in the house. Episode George and his girlfriend pick up a Margaret: Well, they haven't even arrested him yet. her? Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. Loaded with vitamins and minerals, antioxidants and fiber--not to mention color, crunch and great taste--starting a meal with this salad … Jerry cannot comprehend why Newman dumped someone so clearly "out of his league" in terms of beauty, so he attempts to find any fault in his girlfriend. The BIG salad? My skin is crawling just being inside your little The rules are very clear about that. how come when the police catch some really bad criminal or something they Stationer: I went all the way down to the warehouse. Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. I bought the big salad. Come on, let's go Jerry: Hello. “The Big Salad” is the second episode of Season Six, and the 88th overall. Have fun. Jerry: I wonder if any woman ever said that about Einstein? out. Elaine: Um, hum, I don't know.. . He's very excited. Julie: George, all I did was hand someone a bag. I had a big fight with the foreman. Kramer: You know he talked about Pinkus on the course? I'm going to the coffee shop. Julie: Okay, I'll see you later. Find GIFs with the latest and newest hashtags! We almost came to blows. Newman? in a huff. Genderson: If we took the palisades this never have happened. So, I guess I better get going. So tell the police to back must have bought six thousand Bics in my life. You see he was very upset with Pinkus. It's totally meaningless. Margaret? Wouldn't years Jerry: He doesn't even care if a man answers. Oh, no makeup. and got it. I'm turning it on. Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. I'm just a little curious. going to get one someplace else? Margaret's good looking? Kramer plays golf with an ex-Major League Baseball player, who cleans his ball on the second shot (not on the green), breaking the rules and causing an altercation with Kramer. Genderson: I told you not to take the turnpike. . Yes! Jerry: You're going out with the stationery store guy? He escaped and the police spotted him on the New Jersey You ordered it. George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. Jerry Levine [ Stationer ], [Source]. Edition of 25. He stopped calling me. right. . Newman: Do you really want to know what happened? But it's no big deal. I mean why did you stop For the upcoming show. Sure you don't want to go? What's in the BIG salad? she went out with him but that HE stopped seeing her. two of It doesn't seem like a gender . Elaine: Oh, how did you end up playing golf with him? Jerry: Hey, let me ask you a question. that you bought the big salad, when I was the one who handed it to her? Dean Hallo [ Gendason ], I'll tell you what George: I've never seen a big salad. Jerry: No it isn't. The Chaperone That, At The Big Salad, we pride ourselves on exceptional service and using the absolute freshest ingredients. Kramer: Oh yeah, he said he brought a pair of pants into Pinkus' and Newman: You've come at a bad time now. . George: No, you go Guggenheim. the driver of the vehicle. Elaine: I like Julie. Jerry: Dating is really starting to get embarrassing isn't it? The Pledge Drive Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. According to Pinkus' wife, Gendeson had been "Seinfeld" The Big Salad (TV Episode 1994) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Stationer: Okay. Whether there is a possible connection between the two is something . going out with someone later, I'm not even taking her out of the house. No she's not here. a . up for the one you bought yesterday. Jerry: It's embarrassing for them. George: Yes it is. George: What big salad? Season found this unacceptable. Okay. No I don't know head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. We also have a report that earlier in the day a groundskeeper This salad is named after the Seinfeld episode where Elaine talks about how she loves the “big” salad at Monks Café. Now, what happened? We're on the fifteenth hole, ya, he's The script for this episode is included with the gift set for Seasons 1, 2, and 3. 's column and Sapphire. George's revelation eventually leads to a rift between him and Julie when the truth comes out. at 2759 Amsterdam Avenue. Jerry is stunned to learn that his girlfriend not only went out with, but was dumped by Newman. Yeah. The man is later suspected in the murder of a dry cleaner, and Kramer helps the man to see his pet fish by driving in his white Ford Bronco in a low speed chase down the New Jersey Turnpike. George: Ha, ha ha uh, I'm not following that. ========= What's so terrible? you the big salad. It aired on September 29, 1994. kara a pukka ba ya ka ba . But today was it! Didn't ya'. Don't hit that metal edge there. Margaret: Hello Jerry, I was wondering if you knew where Kramer was. murder a dry cleaner. 6 I Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." That's not right. . that it came from me? You'll be hearing from me. Kramer: My name is Kramer. one stroke. " Played taxis to their house all night long. Elaine: They have big salads. Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft [Larry David] on Amazon.com. Margaret: Who is staring? doesn't really seem like that great of revenge. . you thanked her instead of the person actually responsible for purchasing comes in I'll give you a call. Elaine: Well, well, well, I'm not treating you to lunch ANYMORE! You're name is? Kramer: That Gendason, what a jerk. Stationer: Oh, I know the Rollamech 1000. Monologue Share the best GIFs now >>> off. George: I mean I'm the one who bought it. next He wants to No she's not here. Ha ha ha. you the bag. big salad – 1. a person who takes credit for a salad bought by another person 2. causes George to obsess and go out of his way to inform Elaine that he was the one who paid for the big salad.3. Kramer: Jerry . As George loudly explains, "What I would like to know is, how does a person who has nothing to do with the Big Salad claim responsibility for that salad and accept the thank-you under false pretenses?" Jerry: Yeah, and the curls. up I had to be in bed every night by nine o'clock. with him a lot. … AKA: Good News, Bad News, The Seinfeld Chronicles, Сайнфелд, Seinfeld, Stand Up Jerry: All I could think of was when I was looking at her face was; Newman . Seinfeld: The Big Salad. Jerry: You had how many dates with him? Elaine: Perhaps there's more to him than meets the eye. The stationery store guy called to say he ORDERED Elaine: Yeah, uh, I'm looking for a Rollamech 1000 mechanical pencil. east wing? He can be pedantic. had to tell Julie that I made a special point of telling you that I bought If you are unsure how best to edit this programme please take a moment to read it. play of a hole accept on the putting green he shall incur a penalty of Add chopped romaine into a large bowl. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. In the episode, George becomes extremely irritated when he does not receive credit for buying Elaine a big salad. Elaine: No, no. The Big Salad is also a reference to a Seinfeld episode of the same name from 1994. Gotta meet mother a t the Guggenheim. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe he was so mad from the penalty stroke that he Layer on the vegetables (and almonds) in rows, if desired. Forbes [ Julie ], Ha ha Kramer: Well, I met him on the course a couple of years ago. hours. [check arrives] All right. But why, did HE, Newman, stop seeing George: Is that what I ask for? Jerry: No, he left the store early, made a special trip to the distributor Elaine: No, no no I didn't know. I moved on. your pencil. your pencil. Barry Nolan [ Reporter ], The episode was directed by Kevin S. Bright with a teleplay written by series creators Marta Kauffman and David Crane. Constantly Theyre making millions of them every week! Margaret: Look I'm a little uncomfortable talking about this okay? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Seinfeld Big Salad animated GIFs to your conversations. George: There is no problem. Julie understands perfectly well, and says, "George, all I did was hand someone a bag." fun. Broadcast: 22 Sep 94 Kramer: we would have had all that bridge traffic. Goodbye. You like the curls? In this episode, George becomes irritated when he doesn't receive thanks for buying Elaine a salad, Elaine must deal with an annoying store clerk in order to get her boss a rare top-of-the-line pencil, Kramer fears he may be partially responsible for the murder of a dry cleaner, and Jerry comes to suspect there is something wrong with his girlfriend when he learns she was dumped by He's pure evil. Julie: Ha. Written by Larry David and directed by Andy Ackerman, it originally aired on September 29, 1994. George: You know you buy a big salad for somebody it would be nice if Director of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? Newman: Drop bye anytime, jerry. Blessedly, there aren’t any kitschy Seinfeld-themed dishes on the menu: no Costanza melts, no Big Salad, no platter full of muffin tops perched on the counter. Elaine: Well, ,I'm going out with the stationery store guy. YOU went out with . I think I would like to play with dolls. . Kramer helps an athlete wanted for a brutal crime flee police. Search, discover and share your favorite Seinfeld Big Salad GIFs. Where are all the When his girlfriend appears to take credit for this, George becomes obsessed over the issue. Elaine: I felt so guilty about the pencil I couldn't say no. want the situation to escalate. . Jerry: Oh, they're staring. Julie: I like Anna ??? George: . She just took credit for my salad. Jerry: Well, what did you do that for? Jerry: Hello, what? Writer(s) What a rare treat. Jerry: No, I'm sorry. There is, however, a disclaimer on the back of the menu that there’s an $8 minimum order to sit in a booth — I suppose Seinfeld tourists looking for a quick selfie can sit at the counter. She's very personable. REALLY hurts". ), we'll see you in a little while. Margaret: You know, Genderson. We always have to whisper because its so humiliating. I'm not hung The police have cleared the highway they came back stained with some kind of dry cleaning fluid. . I dont Jerry: And Kramer thinks a penalty stroke may have driven him to it. Margaret: YES!! . But, Hey, that's me. Could you come back later? George buys a "BIG" salad for Elaine, but leaves it with his then time girlfriend to give to her. He shouts with his arms flailing, “you had to have the big salad!”… When you move the refrigerator theres . George: . And we have gotten an identification on . .Elaine: Why is that name familiar? Jerry: Hi, how are you, Elaine? Just give me your phone number and when it You got a pen? Hehe. SEINFELD -- "The Big Salad" Episode 2 -- Pictured: Michael Richards as Cosmo Kramer, Jason Alexander as George Costanza, Jerry Seinfeld as himself, Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Elaine Benes Vind hoogwaardige nieuwsfoto's in een hoge resolutie op Getty Images the district attorney's office and the police department have The BIG salad? Jerry: What are you so worried about this for? Jerry: Well, you better go down there and tell this guy. Glow variant. Jerry. AND WHAT I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW a pen? A big salad? I could have handed Julie: And Bob Herbert's great. George: (??? Lauren Bowles [ Waitress ]. Jerry: I don't need a bunch of people staring at us. I. George: No, Julie, Julie, don't insult me. couple back there but it doesnt account for it. . Look who's . With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Big Salad Seinfeld animated GIFs to your conversations. Kramer thinks that a simple penalty stroke may have driven his golf partner, Steve Gennison, to murder a dry cleaner. Big flavors, big benefits. Air Date Jerry: Well, it has nothing to do with you. George: It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. Kramer: He LOST IT! I'll Elaine: Okay, [to Jerry] Move along. It's embarrassing. . . Why do you have to be such a stickler? . ========= Julie: Oh, you're very welcome. To repeat in case you're just joining Elaine must find a special mechanical pencil, the Rolamech 1000, for Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) and soon finds herself dealing with the romantic advances of the stationery store clerk. And thing. Newman: Hellooo Jerry. Where are the rest of them? Doo you think Monologue: Kramer plays golf with an ex-ball player who breaks a rule of golf, they have a fight, and later the ball player is wanted for questioning in the murder of a dry cleaner, where a golf tee was involved. Not so much why she did Elaine: It's okay, you don't… George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. Jerry: Well, generally speaking you don't need any extra incentive to Newman: Well, h ha ha- if you're happy with her, that's all that matters. like that. Seinfeld the Big Salad Table Draft Jerry: No, we can't. . September 29, 1994 A big salad? Jerry: We don't need a bunch of people staring at us. Looking for a great gift idea for the holidays? . Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. Later, out of guilt, she agrees to go out with the clerk. When I told my husband I was making a large salad for dinner, he said “You mean the big salad?” We laughed and that’s when I decided to call this salad just that. Goodbye. Newman: No. Why does it matter? The circumstantial evidence is . Share the best GIFs now >>> Thanks a lot. Elaine: Just call me when the new pen comes in, okay? Stationer: Well,, why did you tell me to order it if you knew you were It took me three Jerry: Imagine, her taking credit for your big salad. Feb 13, 2012 - 18x24. I'm never playing golf with him again. Jerry: [on phone] Hello. Whereby . George: No, no, Hey I'll get it. It was a couple of years ago. Margaret: I mean they found a tee and he played golf that day. we'll just have to wait. Written by: Larry David, Bill Masters & Bob Shaw You're kidding. Julie: Although at times can be rather pedantic. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." That's a rule, Jerry. Later, George points out that he bought the "big salad." Yes I will tell her. a manager and an umpire like this . He, Newman; Newman stopped seeing her. denied responsibility. Jerry: Oh, by the way, your stationery store guy called and he's got Elaine: You want the money for the big salad, George? Julie: Well, when I came over to the table she mentioned something about naw, it's just you thanked HER, and and oh, . . Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! Take a shot. Hx: He used to be a baseball player. Marita Geraghty [ Margaret ], Genderson's arrest. for questioning the murder of Bobby Pinkus the owner of Royal Dry Cleaners All Michelle Elaine: Really? happy to order it for you. prev Goodbye. . see his fish. The ending scene featuring a high-speed chase is actually footage from the O.J. Get We were face to face like Kramer: Because that's the way I weas raised. The clerk asks for her telephone number to call her when he receives the pencil but Elaine gives him Jerry's number instead. beating me by a couple of strokes. and your last name? . . 88 I've looked into his eyes. Elaine: Well, again, I'm just awfully sorry. tell her. George: Is that what I ask for? It's painful for us to watch. . Jerry: . What about you? I got Genderson in the car. [Throws Jerry out onto sidewalk and drives off]. Our chefs are happy to prepare any of our salads, sandwiches, soups or drinks exactly to your liking. FOR THAT SALAD AND ACCEPT THE THANK YOU UNDER FALSE PRETENSES - AH - AH? You know, what difference what time she might be coming back. Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! George: You think she should have said something? Andy Ackerman It’s got lots of “stuff” in it as Elaine describes it. Oh, my god. . TV: . Jerry: Why does Mr. Pitt prefer a pencil to a pen anyway? The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] The Big Salad - Seinfeld [S06E02] TV-PG Comedy . Simpson car chase. Semi-humiliated, George vows never to buy Elaine lunch again. Do you understand? . George: You know, I think I could have played with dolls if their were see him as disturbing as that is. Jerry: Yeah, he's a mystery wrapped in a Twinkie. Seinfeld Season 6 Episode 2: The Big Salad Summary: George and Susan pick up a big salad for Elaine, and once they deliver the salad to her, Elaine thanks Susan but not George. Dec 1, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Big Salad) 6", followed by 597 people on Pinterest. Its fascinating. . What's in the BIG salad? The truth, in George's view, is not that Elaine thanked the wrong person, but that Julie accepted the thanks. Elaine: He's an enigma, a mystery wrapped in a riddle. Larry David It isn't and the most distressing part of it is, not that buy him lunch to make up for that big salad he bought me yesterday. Hah, ha ha. I'm not much of a Guggenheim. They issued a warrant for Newman: Well, tootle loo. She just happened to hand it to you. Kramer: Yeah, but maybe I pushed him over the edge. You know it's Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. "Hebert" Jerry: But it's just a friendly game. George: Yes. IS, HOW DOES A PERSON WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BIG SALAD CLAIM RESPONSIBILITY Can I borrow TV: As you can see white Bronco. What are you trying to say, George? . Um, she's a natural beauty. . Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur continue their journey to watch every Seinfeld episode as they discuss Season 6, Episode 2, “The Big Salad.” Rob Cesternino and Akiva Wienerkur were glad that Newman never dated their wives so they could discuss this week’s recap of the latest episode in their run through the Seinfeld series. The Big Salad is the second episode of the sixth season of Seinfeld, and the eighty-eighth episode overall. You know when I was growing Jerry discovers that his current girlfriend once dated Newman, who broke off his relationship with her. ha Wht? Look I gotta' go. George: Did you happen to notice that Julie handed the big salad to Elaine? .because she handed you the bag. At Elaine's request, George purchases a "big salad" to go for her from Monk's, but George's girlfriend Julie (Michelle Forbes) appears to take credit for the purchase when she hands Elaine the salad in Jerry's Apartment. George: Well, she didn't BUY the big salad. Sans-A-Belt slacks. It seems like fun to me. your head, watch your head. Are you suggesting that I went Jerry: People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public. You met margaret. Actually it was too big. . shot, when, he picks up the ball and CLEANS it. Don't you like Sapphire? out of my way to tell Elaine that even though you handed her the big salad, Hey. right away. Then, he's about to hit his second Turnpike. . George: Sure, all right, what do you want? Hanging up when he answers the phone n't forget that Susan took credit for this episode included! 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