I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi, I'm a wigwam, I'm a tipi. Sometimes I identify as a tipi. Tipi Jokes. psychologist: relax man, you're too tense. and I said 'Relax man, you're too tense!'" “Doctor, I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. (two tents, too tense) 3. He asks the therapist over and over, "Am I a tepee or a wigwam? I’m sure like me, you’ve had problems with a pattern you’ve chosen to make. Only the best funny Teepee jokes and best Teepee websites as selected and voted by visitors of Joke Buddha website. I'm stressed. Dr: "relax sir, you're two tents" Doctor!, doctor! And that’s why teepee tents (sometimes spelled ‘tipi’ or referred to as a wigwam tent) make such awesome shelters on almost any adventure in the great outdoors. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. All I keep thinking about is wigwams and teepees. doctor! Doctor! It’s driving me crazy. Originally made from buffalo hides and used by the indigenous people of North America, these types of tents have been used for centuries for this exact purpose. It's about two gnomes who find a bracelet of power, and they have to take it to the Burning Steppes and cast it … Funny Jokes. "He starts muttering to himself, "Wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee, wigwam, teepee. "A guy walked up to me and said 'I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam!' Am I a tepee or a wigwam? He keeps muttering.When he walks into the doctor's office, he explains what's wrong. “I’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee, i’m a wigwam, i’m a teepee….” The doctor exclaims relax man you are two tense. (tents rather) OK, corny I know, but with dual spec out, that’s what it’s like. Bloke goes to the doctor and says “Doctor, Doctor. "I can't concentrate, doctor. Doctor! I am over 18. See more ideas about pee pee teepee, teepee, pee. A man went to see a psychiatrist. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor replied: “It’s very simple. i have double vision, I am seeing two of everything. You’re two tents.” I was reminded of this, when I heard people complaining about how cold it is today. (two tents) "So, I have this idea for a great movie. This joke may contain profanity. First, I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam; then I’m a tepee; then I’m a wigwam. Sep 29, 2019 - Explore Margaret D. Haydel's board "Pee pee teepee" on Pinterest. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. Funny Jokes ... Then a teepee, then a wigwam. Tepee or a wigwam, tepee or a wig wam?!" Weird Dreams. Teepee or wigwam? I have a lettuce stuck in my bum. One moment I feel I’m a wigwam and the next, I think I’m a teepee.” The doctor replies “Don’t worry, your just too tense!” What’s the diagnosis? The doctor replies, "Your problem is that you're two tents." Other times as a marquee. I think I’m going insane. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. "I think I figured it out. 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