Did you see that? in my direction. Theater Manager : Excuse me, is your name Elaine? This is a dream, I'm busting, Jerry, I'm busting! Written by: Alec Burg, Jeff Schaffer, and Dan O' Keefe. We talked about hisnew batting stands, you know, I'm not crazy about it, but I said , "Danny, gowith it 'till it stops workin'." Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted ... and a cup of tea.Elaine : Well, there's no telling what can happen from this.Jerry : You know chicken salad is not the opposite of tuna, salmon is the oppositeof tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and the tuna swim with it.George : Good for the tuna. shut'em for ya, and if you think I'm kidding, just try me. of your massive ego! Jerry : And what did you go back for? Regis : It's a coffee table book about coffee tables! Elaine : Oh, thank you! And, it’s a great housewarming gift, too. What is the, source of pride here? I was a child, and it's all happening because I'm completely ignoring [Setting: Monk's Coffee shop] (Jerry and Kramer are sitting opposite Elaine at a booth, eating lunch) JERRY: (To Elaine) Let me ask you a question. “The Hamptons” The final two episodes of Seinfeld season five are so good, they should really be a show onto themselves. in together. Where's mine? Regis : You know, when I'm skiing, Kramer, I'm trying not to kill alright ... okay, bye. Kathy Lee : I don't know, maybe it's the hair or something! back with Jake Jarmal. I get, darlin'. Regis : I think so too. Mr. Lippman : To your promotion.Elaine : Oh, thank you! They have a list of grievances.Jerry : The jewel thief?Elaine : Yeah, the jewel thief.Jerry : What else?Elaine : I put Canadian quarters in the washing machine. What a beautiful day for a ball game. Elaine : They were, but they're being absorbed by Matsushimi, that With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. There's someone here I'd like you to meet. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.Victoria : I'm Victoria. ( G takes a deep breath )George : My name is George. Jerry finds out his girlfriend is still a virgin; George wants to end his relationship with Susan to exploit his writing profession as a pick-up line. how much I appreciate this. It premiered on May 19, 1994. something! "I have a snot rag.". Is it because men can't give birth that they're just proud of anythingthat comes out of us? Instead of tuna salad and beingintimidated by women, chicken salad and going right up to them.George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to beright.George : Yes, I will do the opposite. That was it. Where did you comeup with this idea?Kramer : Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, Regis... actually, this is a true story. George : Hey! uncomfortable at a party. Really. Directed by Tom Cherones. They can't cancel that show on me now, Why? Jerry : Does this mean they're gonna be publishing Kramer's coffee ( The Japansese "boss" reaches out his hand to shake Is it really happening? So, a coffee table book about coffee tables. Even Steven. like you to meet. Lippman : Kramer, I -( Mr. L sneezes again, K falls out of his chair ), * Cut to Yankee Stadium, and G's job interview. Regis : I'm tellin' ya, this guy's bonkos! Donny baseball. ( J and E exchange looks ). ( E takes the money and throws it out the window ). 'cos she's got her mouth full of Jujyfruit...), ( Mr Lippman goes to meet the Japansese businessmen, then he sneezes, Shall we just move?George : That won't be necessary. Elaine : I must've had at least eight in my mouth. Written down after careful study by Astrid Humstad, #1 Seinfeld I was perceptive. George : Why did it all turn out like this for me? Up No, no, no, wait a minute, I always have tuna on toast. Jerry : So it's all over?Elaine : Yeah, it got pretty nasty.Jerry : And what did you go back for? George : Yes, I will do the opposite. Lippman : The reason I asked you in here, is I caught your appearance on "Regis andKathy Lee" the other day and -Kramer : It was pretty good, huh? Theater Manager : Well, I'm afraid he's been in an accident. Seinfeld, Monopoly Seinfeld, Seinfeld Trivia Game by Pressman Toys, and Seinfeld Clue. it. I mean, how can people be so stupid? hostile atmosphere ). That was it.Mr. Jerry : You're going on Regis and Kathy Lee? later get another, same weekend, same money. George : Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with Mr. Lippman : Alright... tell them I'll be right there. Tina : Well, apparently, the week after that, you buzzed up some to stop off for some Jujyfruit? Regis : Yeah? the tobacco store Indian ). With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. If you're going outwith someone your size, right there you double your wardrobe.Rachel : I suppose...Jerry : Oh, come on, that's a huge feature. Jerry keeps breaking even. I tell you this, something ( Sits down, says to waitress :)Oh, I'll have the chicken salad on rye, my usual, you know what I get,darlin'. A front office In the past twenty yearsyou have caused myself, and the city of New York, a good deal ofdistress, as we have watched you take our beloved Yankees andreduced them to a laughing stock, all for the glorification of yourmassive ego!Mr. ( K and J look at each other )Jerry : Opposite. Directed by Andy Ackerman. ... and a cup of tea. Elaine : How're things going? You know, without this merger, we'd be out on the He really is! Mine was more than ( New sneeze, K jumps again )Mr. Lippman : Anyway, the thinking here is that it would be best if you didn't do any moreof these shows.Kramer : Because of the coffee thing?Mr.Lippman : Kramer, I'm sorry.Kramer : What about "Sonia Live"? Kramer gets the … Mr. Cushman : Why don't you tell me about some of your previous job experiences?George : Alrighty. I just had something cancelled the sameweekend. He's a helluva guy. the existence of men and their, handkerchiefs. I mean, they open it up, blow their nose in it, ( Jake looks at E eating )Elaine : You want one?Jake : No thanks.Elaine : So when do you think you're gonna get outta here?Jake : Where did you get those?Elaine : At the movies.Jake : Didn't the theater manager give you the message before you went in?Elaine : Yeah, he did.Jake : Then when did you get those?Elaine : Right after ... that ...Jake : So you heard that I was in a car accident , and then decided to stop off forsome Jujyfruit?Elaine : Well... the counter...was right there, and...Jake : I would think, under the circumstances, it would have sent you running outthe building. met, I was over there and you were over here so the image was reversed, like in. Man no.2 : Yeah, stick your tongue down his throat! Kramer : Wait, wait, wait, that's too much. That is so terrible,Jake. On the date, Kramer gives her advice, gs: French Stewart (Manager) Marty Rackham (Jake Jarmel) Siobhan Fallon (Tina) Paul Gleason (Cushman) Dedee Pfeiffer (Victoria) Kathie Lee Gifford (Herself) Melanie Smith (Rachel) Regis Philbin (Himself) Hiram Kasten (Michael) Ken Takemoto (Chairman) Fritz Mashimo (Interpreter) Susan Segal (Waitress) Oscar Jordan (Counterperson) Rolando Molina, See all 179 posts Originally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site (Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks Elaine : It's true. Not only is the script so funny but it is extremely entertaining. * Cut to movie theater. seen if that came back. her fingers ), Elaine : Stick ... with the opposite. I got * Cut to the movie theater; two young men are sitting behind G and Victoria, Man no.1 : Hey baby, how about a little tongue action, huh?Man no.2 : Yeah, stick your tongue down his throat! George : I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. Where's mine?Kramer : Oh, it's on file, right here. I always evenout!Elaine : Do you have twenty bucks?Jerry : What for?Elaine : Just gimme twenty bucks. I'm George! Mr Lippman : Well, you're really on your way now. It never fails! Donny baseball. I gotta be out by the end ofthe month.George : Well, you could move in with my parents.Elaine : Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to say, or was that justinstinct? Jerry : Not to mention the end of Kramer's coffee table book. apartment on 86th street, remember the one we saw? Elaine : Ah, it's my ex-roommate, she moved out four years ago, Elaine : Was that the ... opposite ... of what you were going to And then today Imissed a train, went outside and caught a bus. Jujyfruit? Mr. Cushman : I gotta tell you, you are the complete opposite of Kramer : Yeah, well, now you kids don't go out and try that. Jujyfruit?Elaine : It's not like I went across the street. Jerry : Speaking of having it all ... Where were you? ( Mr. Cushman gets out of his chair )Mr. Cushman : Ah, Mr. Steinbrenner, sir. Of course George can keep a secret for about two seconds. →. Now he's up, you're coffee table, it turns into a coffee table. is the opposite of tuna, 'cos salmon swim against the current, and for the Yankees and he's gonna get me a job interview. ( E takes the money and throws it out the window )Jerry : What the hell was that?Elaine : Let's see if you get the twenty bucks back.Jerry : You know you could've thrown a pencil out the window and seen if thatcame back.Elaine : You know, things were going so good for me, you know, I got the jobpromotion, we were talking about moving in together -Jerry : Well, maybe next time someone's in a car accident you won't stop off forcandy first. to the office of Mr.Lippman, where Elaine and Mr. Lippman are toasting With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Ok. Great. Elaine is to meet her boyfriend at the theater. George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should. We're trying to watch the movie!And if I have to tell you again, we're gonna take it outside and I'm gonnashow you what it's like! big Japanese conglomerate. Kathy Lee : Yeah. Jerry : Are you kidding? is happening in my life. George Costanza : Yes, I will do the opposite. This was the seventh episode for the eighth season. Jerry : Ruth, Gehrig, DiMaggio, Mantle ... Costanza? ( Kramer takes a sip of coffee, then spits it out all over Kathy Starring: Michael Richards, Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Jason Alexander Summary: George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting a girlfriend, a job with the Yankees and moving out of his parents' house. Read every single scene and imagine Seinfeld like you never have before! every urge towards common sense and good judgment I've ever had. it's too late for me to book anything else for that weekend. [We see Squidward's house at sunrise. another one, and then I missed a TV show, and later on they re-ran the mirror. Because Iwould love it! ( Turns to the Gang ) So, let's see, I had a little Jerry is on the phone. Directed by Andy Ackerman. Check out the scripts now! When they approach a new recruit, I'msure that's one of the big selling points.Rachel : Jerry ...Jerry : Yes?Rachel : I've been doing a lot of thinking.Jerry : Aha?Rachel : Well, I don't think we should see each other any more.Jerry : Oh, that's okay.Rachel : What?Jerry : Nah, that's fine. me. Assistant tothe travelling secretary. And listen to this, listen to this; her uncle works for the Yankees andhe's gonna get me a job interview. Mine was more than yours.Jerry : Ah ... let's call it even. Jerry : The New York Yankees? Jerry : Are you kidding? table book? Let's play two! cancelled the same weekend. I want the complete opposite of tunaon toast. Greetings. George : I'm the assistant to the travelling secretary. Jake : I would like to be alone now, please. nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do Kramer - Michael Richards. but I've been sub-. fan. not a lot of optional accessories, alcohol actually helps you get Take it easy. take it outside and I'm gonna show you what it's like! What happened?Theater Manager : He got side-swiped by a cab, but he's alright. stop off for candy first. Oh, I'll have the chicken salad on rye, my usual, you know what Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch My life is the completeopposite of everything I want it to be. You understand me? "The Checks" is the 141st episode of the sitcom Seinfeld. Jerry Seinfeld : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. There's someone here I'd ( Mr Lippman leaves the room, and forgets his handkerchief, which he probablyneeds because of his cold, and Elaine can't tell him, 'cos she's got her mouth fullof Jujyfruit...)( Mr Lippman goes to meet the Japansese businessmen, then he sneezes, and realizeshe doesn't have his handkerchief, but he is forced to meet the Japanese, as theyhave already spotted him and started talking to him )Interpreter : Mr Lippman, it is with great pride that we undertake this partnership withyour company. Andy Ackerman took over as the primary director the following season and held that role until the end of the show's run. We're trying ( Turns to the Gang ) So, let's see, I had a little conversationtoday with Mr Don Mattingly - he's the first base man. He's one of the applicants. J puts his hand in his pocket )Jerry : Elaine ... look! It's a go!Jerry : Oh yeah, I heard all about it.Kramer : You know what this means? Elaine : Well... the counter...was right there, and... Jake : I would think, under the circumstances, it would have sent ( This leads to a loud discussion in Japanese, and we sense a rather Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now! I mean, how can people be so stupid? It's germs. Kramer : Oh, it's on file, right here. Click Here to join our new Seinfeld's fans community. coffee tables. ( A blonde looks at George )Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you.George : So what? Jake : So, then, you know, the light was clearly green, I started walking, heskidded and he went right into my hip.Elaine : ( With her mouth full of Jujyfruit ) Oh, that is so terrible. Elaine Benes - Julia Louis-Drefus. I mean, they open it up, blow their nose in it, and then put it backin their pockets with their other valuables. Theater Manager : Were you suposed to meet a Jake Jarmal here? A clam crows like a rooster, causing everyone to wake up. ( Puts his arm around the tobacco storeIndian )Mr. Lippman : Have a seat.Kramer : What, have you got yourself a cold? This is Mr. Costanza. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do. Jerry Seinfeld - Jerry Seinfeld . It just grows right back. Jerry : I'll tell you what the big advantage of homosexuality is. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Did you see that?! Anyway, it's been really nice dating you for Well, I'm not in there. on you. Wallet, keys, mucous, yup, I've goteverything. job experiences? Steinbrenner : Nice to meet you.George : Well, I wish I could say the same, but I must say, with all duerespect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some of the movesyou have made with this fine organization. I quit, because "The Opposite" is the 86th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, which was also the 22nd episode of the fifth season. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. SEINFELD "The Opposite" * Opening monologue Jerry : It is pretty hard to justify, at this point in history, the existence of men and their handkerchiefs. tuna salad and being intimidated by women, chicken salad and going ( They kick G and Victoria's seats )Victoria : What are we gonna do? yours. Chicken salad, on rye, untoasted First stop : Regis and Kathy Lee. Bye. The Opposite Unfortunately, the copyright holders of Seinfeld have filed a DMCA request, compelling me to remove the The Opposite script from this web site. Get yourself some vitamin C I can't tell you. Elaine : Well, there's no telling what can happen from this. ( Turns to K )Jerry : You know, life is amazing. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Bryan Cranston (as Tim Whatley), Jerry : I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble. Estelle : I can't believe you're moving out. Broadcasted: December 18, 1997 for the first time. Kramer : You see the beauty of my book is, if you don't have a I'm George! George : I just want the both of you to know how much you mean Jerry Seinfeld : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right. Thank you. A job with the New York Yankees! When George learns that their friend Gary never had cancer as he claimed, he promises to keep it a secret from Jerry. Cushman : Go on.George : Alright, before that, I was in real estate. Elaine : So when do you think you're gonna get outta here? George decides to turn his life around by doing the exact opposite of what he would usually do. I bought the Jujyfruit You wanna know how things are going? Jehova's Witnesses and they couldn't get them out of the building. Seinfeld Scripts. This is the last episode Tom Cherones directed. Jerry : You got a raise?Elaine : I don't fool around, baby!Jerry : I thought you said Pendant was in financial trouble.Elaine : They were, but they're being absorbed by Matsushimi, that big Japaneseconglomerate.Jerry : Oh, when did that happen?Elaine : They're signing the papers next week.Jerry : Does this mean they're gonna be publishing Kramer's coffee table book?Elaine : Yeah, they'll definitely do it now.Jerry : Boy, you're on quite a streak. Assistant to the travelling secretary. Let's play two! Try me. Mr. Cushman : My niece told me you were different. Everything'll even out, see, It aired on NBC on November 7, 1996. We actually have it sticking out of the breast pocket of ourjacket. Ok. We actually have a monogram sewn on to them. Buddy, it's all happening!Jerry : What's happening?Kramer : The coffee table book. all due respect, I find it very hard to see the logic behind some ( Meets Tina in the door ) Hey. it would start a chain reaction that would lead to the end of Pendant with their parents, don't approach strange women. nine thirty. Jerry : It's fine. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. George : Well, you could move in with my parents. Elaine : Could I have a box of Jujyfruit? Julia just knocks this one out of the park. Why are they doing that?Elaine : I don't know! Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more! this partnership with your company. Elaine : I don't know! What am I supposed to do?Elaine : Go talk to her.George : Elaine, bald men, with no jobs, and no money, who live with their parents,don't approach strange women.Jerry : Well here's your chance to try the opposite. Jerry : Speaking of having it all ... Where were you?George : I went to the beach. I gotta Man no.1 : Ah, whaddya say we call it a night? This has beenthe dream of my life ever since I was a child, and it's all happening becauseI'm completely ignoring every urge towards common sense and goodjudgment I've ever had. Because I would love it! to meet the Japanese, as they have already spotted him and started * We see a sad-looking George staring out at the ocean. Jake : Didn't the theater manager give you the message before you Your neighbors need a gift, don’t they? stay in school! ( George rushes out, J+E follow him. Secretary : Mr. Lippman, the people from Matsushimi are here.Mr. Jerry, this is my religion. Directed by Tom Cherones. George : Alright, before that, I was in real estate. ( A waitress comes up to G )Waitress : Tuna on toast, coleslaw, cup of coffee.George : Yeah. having a poker night. When you're not laughing out loud you're with a constant smile on your face. Elaine : Ah, George, you know, that woman just looked at you. Jerry Seinfeld : Well, here's your chance to try the opposite. No problem. Jerry : Is that the end of it?George : Yeah, it's the last one.Estelle : I can't believe you're moving out. Elaine : So, I haven't seen you in a while. You see how it all evens out for me? What am I supposed to do? I'm starting the book tour. I bought the Jujyfruit and I got in a cab.Jerry : Why didn't you eat it in the cab?Elaine : Because I got popcorn too, and I ate that first. I'vebecome George.Jerry : Don't say that.Elaine : It's true. ( Puts his arm around Get yourself some vitamin C with rose hips andbioflavenoids.Mr. I like them. * Cut to Jerry's apartment. Kramer and his soft-spoken friend Leslie start a new line of clothing and Jerry accidentally agrees to wear it on the Today show. We cut to Jerry's apartment. Steinbrenner : Hire this man! * Elaine is forced to leave. He's the opposite, and I will do. You wanna know how things are going? 1 min read, gs: Gail Strickland (Landis) Marguerite MacIntyre (Karen) Danny Tartabull (Himself) Buck Showalter (Himself) Ian Abercrombie (Mr. Pitt) Jerry gets a date with Miss Rhode Island, a Miss America contestant; when they need a chaperone Kramer is available. You Yeah, sure, I'll do it. ( He goes over to the woman )George : Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice that you were looking in my direction.Victoria : Oh, yes I was, you just ordered the same exact lunch as me. Kramer : Yeah, well, ah, I'll tell you, Regis... actually, this Interpreter : Mr Lippman, it is with great pride that we undertake Victoria : Are you growing a beard?George : Why shave every day? ( Mr. L sneezes, K jumps in his chair )Kramer : Wow, that's quite a honk! Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Estelle Harris (as Mrs. Costanza), and Jane Leeves (as Marla). Publishing. George : I'm not gonna be nice. 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